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The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015
posted December 26, 2015, 11:10:19 AM by n4ttl
Our whitelist procedure might be awkward but it keeps away hackers. Especially the application for the verified players group is often a challenge to some people. The tutorial explicitly states that you have to give a reason why you wanna play here. As we really approve every application manually this application text is important as it helps us decide if this is just a generic text or something you really have written up yourself. And this little text is exactly what keeps 99% of the baddies away. Nevertheless some people either do not read the tutorial or they do not care. But they get upset when they get a rejection. Here some examples of applications:

Lots of applications are just empty (rejected) or people apply for Bandits or Peacekeepers and wonder, why they are not on the whitelist (you have to apply for verified players). I am always baffled how people simply do not want to read a tutorial. There is even a short film explaining everything...

But there are also demanding applications like the following ones:

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Haven't been playing for a while. Let me in!

or

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I want to get whitelisted. :)

or

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Give access plz.

Sometimes they give us information totally new to us:

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i like first person very much.

Others admit they are here for streamsniping:

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please give me a chance to kill danny :D

Or they just tell you why they wanna join:

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KILL THEM ALL!

But my all time favorite of  an application text was this one (Could we make an assumption about the age of this person?):

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penis

By the way I like Russian applications that wanna get to the white sheet. ;)

But of course there are a lot of awesome applications and people saying thank you politely.

Sometimes people get stinky when they get rejected because of a too short application text like this decent man:

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If you thought I'd write you long letters, then you are wrong. If you thought I was a hacker or a bad man, you are also wrong. My idea is to play this game with my friends who are already on your whitelist. During the 5 years I have participated as a senior artist at the forum "Game Replays", for the game "Company of Heroes". I designed hundreds of banners, signs, signatures, the publication... I was dedicated to the community. Today, I'm 45 years old and I have a long beard, good intentions and good friends. And in this game, I also wanted to give a contribution. Thanks to your shallowness, it will not be possible. Thank God, there are a lot of other servers.

Well... would he have invested the energy he used to write this upset reply for the application instead he would have gone through without a problem...

You see, even without playing DayZ running Oldschool can be quite exciting. I'm really looking forward to the applications in 2016 ;)


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xx Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 1)
January 02, 2016, 09:25:53 PM by JimGun
Hahaha - this made me chuckle. Penis!
xx Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 2)
January 07, 2016, 12:45:15 AM by CarboKill
That 45 year old needs to find some priorities, holy shit
xx Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 3)
January 14, 2016, 11:38:57 PM by SiameseAlmeida
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penis

This was Kunt's application, wasn't it?
xx Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 4)
January 14, 2016, 11:59:51 PM by Aim-iliO (Admin)
no it wasn't
xx Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 5)
January 17, 2016, 12:56:31 AM by SiameseAlmeida
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no it wasn't

Ah, must be one of my forgotten alts then.
xx Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 6)
January 30, 2016, 11:48:20 PM by frased
 :o
xx Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 7)
January 31, 2016, 12:28:17 AM by Will Day
Would like to get accepted to play , love playing 1st person without any hackers :P
xx Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 8)
February 01, 2016, 03:41:39 PM by NotAScouser
Pretty sure my application simply read "I know Kunthammer" and that got me straight in!
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