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The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015
posted December 26, 2015, 11:10:19 AM by n4ttl
Our whitelist procedure might be awkward but it keeps away hackers. Especially the application for the verified players group is often a challenge to some people. The tutorial explicitly states that you have to give a reason why you wanna play here. As we really approve every application manually this application text is important as it helps us decide if this is just a generic text or something you really have written up yourself. And this little text is exactly what keeps 99% of the baddies away. Nevertheless some people either do not read the tutorial or they do not care. But they get upset when they get a rejection. Here some examples of applications:
Lots of applications are just empty (rejected) or people apply for Bandits or Peacekeepers and wonder, why they are not on the whitelist (you have to apply for verified players). I am always baffled how people simply do not want to read a tutorial. There is even a short film explaining everything...
But there are also demanding applications like the following ones:
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Sometimes they give us information totally new to us:
Others admit they are here for streamsniping:
Or they just tell you why they wanna join:
But my all time favorite of an application text was this one (Could we make an assumption about the age of this person?):
By the way I like Russian applications that wanna get to the white sheet.
But of course there are a lot of awesome applications and people saying thank you politely.
Sometimes people get stinky when they get rejected because of a too short application text like this decent man:
Well... would he have invested the energy he used to write this upset reply for the application instead he would have gone through without a problem...
You see, even without playing DayZ running Oldschool can be quite exciting. I'm really looking forward to the applications in 2016
Lots of applications are just empty (rejected) or people apply for Bandits or Peacekeepers and wonder, why they are not on the whitelist (you have to apply for verified players). I am always baffled how people simply do not want to read a tutorial. There is even a short film explaining everything...
But there are also demanding applications like the following ones:
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Haven't been playing for a while. Let me in!
or
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I want to get whitelisted.
or
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Give access plz.
Sometimes they give us information totally new to us:
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i like first person very much.
Others admit they are here for streamsniping:
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please give me a chance to kill danny
Or they just tell you why they wanna join:
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KILL THEM ALL!
But my all time favorite of an application text was this one (Could we make an assumption about the age of this person?):
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penis
By the way I like Russian applications that wanna get to the white sheet.
But of course there are a lot of awesome applications and people saying thank you politely.
Sometimes people get stinky when they get rejected because of a too short application text like this decent man:
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If you thought I'd write you long letters, then you are wrong. If you thought I was a hacker or a bad man, you are also wrong. My idea is to play this game with my friends who are already on your whitelist. During the 5 years I have participated as a senior artist at the forum "Game Replays", for the game "Company of Heroes". I designed hundreds of banners, signs, signatures, the publication... I was dedicated to the community. Today, I'm 45 years old and I have a long beard, good intentions and good friends. And in this game, I also wanted to give a contribution. Thanks to your shallowness, it will not be possible. Thank God, there are a lot of other servers.
Well... would he have invested the energy he used to write this upset reply for the application instead he would have gone through without a problem...
You see, even without playing DayZ running Oldschool can be quite exciting. I'm really looking forward to the applications in 2016
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Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 1) January 02, 2016, 09:25:53 PM by JimGun
Hahaha - this made me chuckle. Penis!
Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 2) January 07, 2016, 12:45:15 AM by CarboKill
That 45 year old needs to find some priorities, holy shit
Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 3) January 14, 2016, 11:38:57 PM by SiameseAlmeida
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penis
This was Kunt's application, wasn't it?
Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 4) January 14, 2016, 11:59:51 PM by Aim-iliO (Admin)
no it wasn't
Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 5) January 17, 2016, 12:56:31 AM by SiameseAlmeida
Quote from: Aim-iliO
no it wasn't
Ah, must be one of my forgotten alts then.
Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 7) January 31, 2016, 12:28:17 AM by Will Day
Would like to get accepted to play , love playing 1st person without any hackers 
Re: The Top of Verified Player Applications 2015 (Reply 8) February 01, 2016, 03:41:39 PM by NotAScouser
Pretty sure my application simply read "I know Kunthammer" and that got me straight in!